I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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