We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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