you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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