i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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