i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
In other news, I just burned my penis
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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