I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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