It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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