Your dad touched me again.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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