he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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