Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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