she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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