I CAN MOONWALK!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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