my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?