This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful