So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.