OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.