I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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