she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
