I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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