Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Someone came in the potted fern
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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