I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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