When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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