butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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