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(404): View more from Georgia

Mmmm, vodka for breakfast

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(719): View more from Colorado

Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."

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(917): View more from New York City

we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.

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(410): View more from Maryland

what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!

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the part where you beat me to him

(410): View more from Maryland

fair enough.

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(845): View more from New York

i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.

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You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.

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Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive

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(314): View more from Missouri

We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You ever have a fart follow you around?

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