escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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