Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Randomize