Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
