I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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