this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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