Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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