Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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