I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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