We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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