Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize