Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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