taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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