is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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