He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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