Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
