Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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