Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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