Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Randomize
