those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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