Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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