Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
ok first of all what the fuck
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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