Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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