Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He shit in the fireplace
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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