i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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