Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Sorry about my life...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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