I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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