Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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