Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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