Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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