'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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