I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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