Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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