What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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