She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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