U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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