doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Come see our sink grown plant.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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